Did you get the shot? I want to look thoughtful and artsy but not like I take myself too seriously. It's not that I'm vain, I just want to look good for my humans.
Why is that so important to you?
I spent a while in a junkyard, tied to a trailer. I even had lice. It was pretty awful. I just really appreciate how far I've come. Now I live in a big field of grass with my adopted mom and brother. It's the life I would have dreamed of in that junkyard if I knew it even existed. [blows nose] Sorry, I just want the humans to know how happy and thankful I am.