Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Friday, December 11, 2015
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Are you done yet? I haven't finished my breakfast yet and I've got to keep that hussy mare away from my boyfriend. Hear that, Kisses? My boyfriend! Now if you'll excuse me, I have important business that requires my attention.
Can I keep you just another minute? The photo--
Maybe if you were a little more competent, you could have gotten a better picture without taking up so much of my valuable time.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Did you get the shot? I want to look thoughtful and artsy but not like I take myself too seriously. It's not that I'm vain, I just want to look good for my humans.
Why is that so important to you?
I spent a while in a junkyard, tied to a trailer. I even had lice. It was pretty awful. I just really appreciate how far I've come. Now I live in a big field of grass with my adopted mom and brother. It's the life I would have dreamed of in that junkyard if I knew it even existed. [blows nose] Sorry, I just want the humans to know how happy and thankful I am.
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
I get a lot of pressure from my mom to pick a career path, but I don't see the point. She spent a lot of time training for a career as a racehorse, but that didn't last long. Now she's a stay-at-home-mom. I figure I'll keep my options open. Today I want to be a firefighter, maybe next week I'll want to be a teacher or a physicist. I'm only 2, I've got plenty of time to find my passion. Besides, I'm still figuring out this whole personal hygiene thing.